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To the Makers of Furbys

Dear makers of Furby:
The Furby I bought was consistently in a evil mood. Speaking in tongues, and the like.
So I gave him a Furby lobotomy. He came back to life even more evil.

So I’m not convinced that I’ve received a Furby with the soul of Charles Lee Ray in it.

I shall be awaiting a coupon for a free replacement, and the arrival of a priest to sanctify my home and remove the evil creature from my presence.

Sincerely,
The mother of three who know sleeps clutching a crucifix and a knife.

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